How many Republicans have heard of the "down-low"? They may be getting an unparallelled lesson from a U.S. senator, another member of the conservative flock. The "down-low" is a Black American cultural reference to the not-so-rare behavior or lifestyle in which a man is intimately involved with men while 'fronting' with women to appear 'macho'. Only hours after finally getting shod of an albatross attorney general, GOPers now are confronted with their old friend, senior U.S. Senator Larry Craig of Idaho. As in "Idaho potatoes". Yet another self-aggrandising poster boy for "family values" that look and feel a lot more like cardboard. Craig was arrested for "disorderly" (or lewd? (no, not lewd - disorderly)) behavior in a men's public restroom and pled guilty. Now he says he shouldn't have pled guilty... This must be rich food for the National Lesbian and Gay Journalists' Association - NLGJA - holding its annual meeting in San Diego (nlgja.org).
Compare Craig's attitude to the down-to-earth, even gracious, public apology earlier this month (also televised) of local Louisiana politico, Oliver Thomas, who is Black. Read his statement below. Larry Craig, on the other hand, defiantly called a press conference and rather than calmly giving his version of what occurred in the airport men's restroom (snicker), Craig arrogantly and repeatedly tells press and public something most of us really did not need or want to know, and about a complete stranger at that. "I am not gay." It's reported that Craig also pulled out a card identifying himself as a member of the U.S. Senate. Was he hoping the officer would simply go away? Not. He was arrested.
So how long will Idahoans, the Republican Party and Craig's colleagues in both houses of Congress put up with this? Days? Weeks? Hours? The remainder of '07 and well into 2008? How long is this going to fester? I'm watching my watch.
Contrast Mr. Craig with Oliver Thomas of New Orleans, La. Mr. Thomas resigned from New Orleans City Council around 13 August "after pleading guilty in federal court to accepting a bribe from a City Hall vendor" (from Times-Picayune blog). Back around 2002, as a city councilmember, Thomas reportedly accepted a piddling $15-thousand dollar bribe over a city parking contract. This wrongdoing is dwarfed, smothered by a unilateral war on Iraq, the Enron scandal and the still-growing list of truly astounding scandal. Yet men like George W. Bush and Larry
Craig could care less about
humbly asking Oliver Thomas for a page from his book. Americans will do well to finally familiarise themselves with Transparency International, a global nonprofit, or "NGO" (nongovernmental organisation) that addresses public corruption.
Here's Oliver Thomas' televised admission of guilt and offer of contrition:
"First, to my family, then to my friends and colleagues and finally to all of my fellow New Orleanians, I stand before you today humbled, disappointed in myself, and seeking your forgiveness for what I'm about to say. ..."