Bush library 'destroyed by flood'

Got this from Democrats Abroad who got it by way of Ruth who got it heaven knows where: Dateline Crawford, Texas --
"A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential
bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer."